{"id":1567,"date":"2023-03-12T21:20:38","date_gmt":"2023-03-12T21:20:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/funnymuscle.com\/?p=1567"},"modified":"2023-06-24T20:59:58","modified_gmt":"2023-06-24T20:59:58","slug":"clumsy-aspy-hole-pharmacy-call","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/funnymuscle.com\/clumsy-aspy-hole-pharmacy-call\/","title":{"rendered":"Clumsy Aspy-Hole Tales: Pharmacy Call"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"1567\" class=\"elementor elementor-1567\" data-elementor-post-type=\"post\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-31d136c elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"31d136c\" data-element_type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element 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