AN EASTER SAFETY MESSAGE FROM MY DOG VINCENT:
“A big yip yip to all of Mike’s friends.
Give me a sec to sniff your nethers to see if I know any of you.
Kidding.
How could I know you, Mike keeps me locked up in a crate all day.
Kidding.
He’s a great Alpha, plenty to smell there, mm those feet, that seat, those crocks.
Anyhoo-aooo-aooooooooo . . .
Sorry, thought I heard a friend.
Just wanted to take a minute (that’s seven minutes in dog time) to remind you that Easter’s coming up, so make sure all your chocolate – especially that dark kind – is out of your dog’s reach.
Otherwise, we WILL eat it.
We don’t care that it could kill us, we just love the way it tastes.
Well, to be fair, we dogs love the way everything tastes, even if it gets dust and hair on it or comes out of the back end of the cat.
Mmmm.
And finally, in lieu of chocolate, please do leave your pup a lil’ tasty sump’n sump’n from the Easter Bunny instead.
Anything (bacon) will (bacon) do.
Happy Easter, woof to your pack, awoooo to whatever’s furry in your world.
Bacon.”
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