Five Simple Ways to Make Your Writing Funnier
If you can learn to play the guitar and tennis and how to cook a mushroom, you can sure as shitake learn to be funnier.
My Dentist First Got Me High
If I had to thank someone for my ongoing quest to get high, it’d probably be my dentist in 1975. Here's that day it all began . . .
Vet Voice
Our vet uses a sing-songy 'talking to a doggy' voice, even on us humans. Here's her on a first date.
Diary of America’s Shrink: Socialism and Jesus
America is seeing a therapist. Uncle Sam talks sports gambling and weed.
Chicken Parmesan Brain
First thing to go as an old dad is your memory and the ability to order effectively at a restaurant.
Tonight Show, Take 2
A story filled with Mind-F’s galore that became the best thing that ever happened to me.
Never Kill a Spider
The dramatic story of a broken-hearted spider's revenge after losing the love of its life.