My Dentist First Got Me High
If I had to thank someone for my ongoing quest to get high, it’d probably be my dentist in 1975. Here's that day it all began . . .
Diary of America’s Shrink: Socialism and Jesus
America is seeing a therapist. Uncle Sam talks sports gambling and weed.
Tonight Show, Take 2
A story filled with Mind-F’s galore that became the best thing that ever happened to me.
Morning Coffee Drama
A hot cup of morning coffee hits the spot until my French Vanilla Creamer snaps back and creates some MORNING COFFEE DRAMA.
Diary of America’s Shrink
America is seeing a therapist, and here we get a peek at the notes of each session. This week Uncle Sam talks anger and beef.
Mow it LIKE A MAN
Nothing makes me feel more manly than mowing my lawn. Wore crocks with socks pulled over my sweatpants...
Top-10 Mistakes Unfunny People Make
Unfunny people tend to make similar bad choices. Here are the Top-10 mistakes that unfunny people usually make.
Free Advice from Pops McGrumpyFace: Career Advice
His glass is half empty, but Pops is full of suggestions...ask him about career advice and he will not tell you what you want to hear.
Crackin’ Up w/ G&L: A Lady’s Night-er
Crackin’ Up on CBS Radio: Lady's Night is how Tammy (Cheryl Hines) survives so it's no joke when her favorite one is shut down.