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Scam Alert!!!

“Hi Sophina, I need some help. My balance just dropped to -$1,450.” ”You are so lucky!” “I am?” Sophina was my new online supervisor. For hours she had trained me for a part time position as a product rater at FMC.com. It was a simple remote job that paid well.

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My Effin’ Joy Strategy Sample

Thanks for stopping by to check out the introduction to my upcoming release entitled: My Effin’ Joy Strategy: A Cranky Comic’s Game Plan to Find More Happiness in Daily Life Click the link below to preorder your Kindle version, which will be available along with the paperback version on September 6.

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My Two Nights in Jail (A true story)

My eyes cracked open fifteen feet below an industrial ceiling made of cement pockmarked with unfinished air pockets; I had no idea where I was. The front lobe of my skull was pounding away, like all the booze I’d swallowed earlier was now trying to force its way out through

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Arguing Politics is Like Arguing Ice Cream

Arguing politics is a total waste of time, like arguing ice cream. Lovers of chocolate will never convince fans of vanilla to shift allegiance. “Your vanilla’s too plain!” “Well, your chocolate kills dogs.” You’ll never talk a sherbet groupie into soft-serve or a cone-lover into using a bowl. “I’ll use

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Confession: I Joined the HairClub For a Week

First time I noticed I was losing my hair happened two years after I graduated high school. It was the spring of 1985. The Terminator with Arnold Schwarzenegger was still a big hit. I’d been lifting weights (like Arnold), so I decided I wanted a flat top buzz-cut (like Arnold’s). Paid my

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Vet Voice

Our vet uses a sing-songy ‘talking to a doggy’ voice, even on us humans. Here’s her on a first date.

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