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Morning Coffee Drama
A hot cup of morning coffee hits the spot until my French Vanilla Creamer snaps back and creates some MORNING COFFEE DRAMA.
Diary of America’s Shrink
America is seeing a therapist, and here we get a peek at the notes of each session. This week Uncle Sam talks anger and beef.
Way Too Friendly
Danny works for the city. It’s his job to tell me I have to trim some dead branches but he’s WAY TOO FRIENDLY…
Mow it LIKE A MAN
Nothing makes me feel more manly than mowing my lawn. Wore crocks with socks pulled over my sweatpants…
Reason #178 Why I Couldn’t be a Garbageman
Here’s me on my first day of that job…
Free Advice from Pops McGrumpyFace: Career Advice
His glass is half empty, but Pops is full of suggestions…ask him about career advice and he will not tell you what you want to hear.
Tales of a Clumsy Aspy Hole: Driving
Some with Asperger’s tend to be “active but odd.” This is one of their stories: Comedian Mike Lukas the Clumsy Aspy-Hole drives in the city.
Four Leaf Clover
Finding a four-leaf-clover is considered good luck, however not for EVERY one…
5 Ways to NEVER Wake Up Your Loved Ones
Still not sure how to wake up my wife and children every morning, but I did think of five ways I definitely shouldn’t.
Free Advice from Pops McGrumpyFace: New Dad
His glass is half empty, but Pops is full of suggestions…ask him about being a new dad and he will not tell you what you want to hear.
A Comedy Quickie: Puparazzi
As a comic, I’m not famous enough for the paparazzi to hound me. But I know what it must feel like…
Clumsy Aspy-Hole Tales: Pharmacy Call
Some with Asperger’s tend to be “active but odd.” This is one of their stories: Comedian Mike Lukas the Clumsy Aspy-Hole calls the pharmacy.
Apartment Safety with Franklin
Franklin finally has his own apartment. Here he shares some safety tips about apartment living that he had to learn the hard way.
Thank You, Whiskers
The Whiskas cat is magically given life when he makes a wish to the Quaker Oats Man, but soon finds that his old life as the cat on the side of a can may be better.
Clumsy Aspy-Hole Tales: Groceries
Some with Asperger’s tend to be “active but odd.” This is one of their stories.
Unsolicited Life Lessons
I’m an older dad co-raising two younger kids and parenting has taught me a few valuable lessons about life that I would love to share.
CHANGE: The Cost of Admission
Here’s a solid philosophy for anyone in the middle of big changes . .
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