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“Hi Sophina, I need some help. My balance just dropped to -$1,450.” ”You are so lucky!” “I am?” Sophina was my new online supervisor. For hours she had trained me for a part time position as a product rater at FMC.com. It was a simple remote job that paid well.
My Effin’ Joy Strategy Sample
Thanks for stopping by to check out the introduction to my upcoming release entitled: My Effin’ Joy Strategy: A Cranky Comic’s Game Plan to Find More Happiness in Daily Life Click the link below to preorder your Kindle version, which will be available along with the paperback version on September 6.
My Two Nights in Jail (A true story)
My eyes cracked open fifteen feet below an industrial ceiling made of cement pockmarked with unfinished air pockets; I had no idea where I was. The front lobe of my skull was pounding away, like all the booze I’d swallowed earlier was now trying to force its way out through
Guest Article: Getting One’s Ass Over the Pass
Burro racing – a mix of long-distance running, equine handling, and mountaineering, all with the potential to take a hoof to the gut.
Ten Reasons I LOVE Being Sick
Well, I caught whatever bug’s been floating around my hometown . . .
Max Gore Presents: Crocodile Tears
FREE SHORT STORY: Zoo co-workers co-mingle amidst an in-house crisis caused by the deadliest game of lust imaginable.
Humor Blog: On social Media Videos
FRIDAY RANT: A few things that, ahem, upset me re social media videos. Plus a few things I love.
Free Advice from Pops McGrumpyFace: Summer Work
Ask Pops about SUMMER WORK and he will not tell you what you want to hear.
Diary of America’s Shrink: GDP and Systemic Racism
In this session, Uncle Sam talks GDP and systemic racism, too issues that get him all riled up.
Arguing Politics is Like Arguing Ice Cream
Arguing politics is a total waste of time, like arguing ice cream. Lovers of chocolate will never convince fans of vanilla to shift allegiance. “Your vanilla’s too plain!” “Well, your chocolate kills dogs.” You’ll never talk a sherbet groupie into soft-serve or a cone-lover into using a bowl. “I’ll use
AI Wrote This Post
AI has written this post while I relax in a bubble bath.
Confession: I Joined the HairClub For a Week
First time I noticed I was losing my hair happened two years after I graduated high school. It was the spring of 1985. The Terminator with Arnold Schwarzenegger was still a big hit. I’d been lifting weights (like Arnold), so I decided I wanted a flat top buzz-cut (like Arnold’s). Paid my
The Straight Dope on A&E – Episode 1
In 1996, the A&E Network aired a season of a show based on the column called The Straight Dope. The show was hosted and co-written by comedian Mike Lukas.
Redd’s PSA: Got to Wash Your A$$
Redd the rocking chair has a public service announcement for anyone with a rear end.
Finding Your Funny Muscle Now Available!
Finding Your Funny Muscle: How to Create Laughs Like a Pro is now available.
My Dentist First Got Me High
If I had to thank someone for my ongoing quest to get high, it’d probably be my dentist in 1975. Here’s that day it all began . . .
Vet Voice
Our vet uses a sing-songy ‘talking to a doggy’ voice, even on us humans. Here’s her on a first date.
Diary of America’s Shrink: Socialism and Jesus
America is seeing a therapist. Uncle Sam talks sports gambling and weed.
The Perfect Banana
Careful what you judge because it’s probably judging you right back.
Never Kill a Spider
The dramatic story of a broken-hearted spider’s revenge after losing the love of its life.
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