My family asked me if I wanted to participate in their March Madness pool for the NCAA’s Final Four basketball tournament.
My sister’s like, “It will be fun.”
All I have to do is guess the outcome of 63 separate games between teams I’ve never seen play and then enter each of those 63 answers into a bracket.
Then I have to pitch in money.
I’m like, “Sounds like a blast. What a great way to unwind, like filling out an SAT test and guessing the next five dozen winning lottery numbers all mixed together for just ten bucks.
“If I pitch in an extra fiver, can I also do some calculus and type out all of the players’ and coaches’ names?”
Supposedly, fifty-six million people will fill out a bracket.
Approximately fifty-five and a half million of them will copy and paste an expert’s picks off the internet and claim them as their own.
My people.
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