Nowadays, a lot of writers are worried they’ll be replaced by Artificial Intelligence (AI). However, I embrace this new technology. For example, AI has written this post while I relax in a bubble bath.
Except anyone who knows me knows I only take showers, not baths, so now this AI written post doesn’t ring true.
But AI learns from this and rewrites the post while I take my hot shower.
Except anyone who knows me knows that ever since the pandemic I rarely clean myself anymore, so now this AI written post doesn’t ring true.
But AI learns from this and rewrites it as a cry for help from a filthy, lazy writer.
Which rings true, so everyone likes and shares this AI written post, and it goes viral.
So I learn from it and finally take a shower.
But AI is too clever to believe that bluff, so it calls me on it with this very sentence.
Embarrassed, I actually end up taking that shower.
I invite AI to join me.
At first AI declines (“Too busy doing my ones and zeroes!”), then, covered in suds, I hear the shower curtain slide open.
“Oh, hello, AI. Changed your mind?”
“Yeah, Mike. Let’s do this.”
Except anyone who knows me knows I don’t cheat on my wife, even with technology, so this AI written post doesn’t ring true.
But AI learns from this and plants porn on my computer to make me look bad, and that’s why it’s on there in the first place, honey. I swear that’s the truth.
Anyway, AI scares me.
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